And you thought Cargo Pants took the world by storm. I wonder how long it will be until these beauties are all the rage in Milan. My guess would be... never. Yanko Design has a post on their website about the "Peripheral Pants". Yes, pants that have a built in computer keyboard. The keyboard is not the only tech built into these pants... Yessir! They also have built in speakers at the knee joints. They also have a joystick which hides behind the zipper. (Insert inappropriate joy stick joke here). I have to say that this is about as ridiculous and non functional an idea as I have seen since the Hamburger in a Can. To think... someone actually paid someone to come up with this idea.